Okay then everyone get ready as it a scary place.
First off some basic rules:
One do not feed munchkins... they are not cute they will hunt you for more.
Two please keep you hands and legs inside the ride at all time we can not replace any missing limb nor do we care to.
Three you have chosen to participate of your free will any we take no responsibility for you sanity and please direct all complaints and inquiry to someone who cares might I suggest your self.
I can not write well, spelling is not a thing that I know and grammar is not something I acknowledge.
Lets start off.
Hi and welcome please put on your seat belt and make sure you are strapped in tight.
On your left you will see a blank wall remember it it will be the last normal thing you will see here.
We shall start in the first room as well I'll be honest that is where I am.
Hi you will see some boxes around the room yeah okay well don't touch them they are filled with things best never let out some of which are running around as we speak.
Mostly they will have no effect on you so not to worry just watch out for any crumbling or discolouring of the walls.
This is the room that I like to spend the least time in as.... it is not a happy place but it is the place with the best food.
On the screen you will notice pictures of a small girl sitting alone out in a tree the night sky black a nip in the air her light pjs not keeping the clod at bay. If you keep watching you see the girl older standing in a class room all the other students sitting and looking at her laughing, she bits her lip looking unsure.
Lets not look anymore the room is filled with biting things don't worry they have a full diet already... me.
You are lucky in a way to see this room as it is being demolished slowly but surely.
Well next time we shall visit another room hopefully a nicer one.
Points if you can name the room correctly.
